{"id":5774,"date":"2025-05-09T08:07:04","date_gmt":"2025-05-09T13:07:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/?post_type=product&#038;p=5774"},"modified":"2025-12-04T17:22:03","modified_gmt":"2025-12-04T23:22:03","slug":"exorcise-the-earth-tithing-subscription","status":"publish","type":"product","link":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/?product=exorcise-the-earth-tithing-subscription","title":{"rendered":"Exorcise the Earth Tithing Subscription"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Give monthly, save the world.<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"chrome-extension:\/\/bmdblncegkenkacieihfhpjfppoconhi\/scripts\/in-page-script.js\" type=\"text\/javascript\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<h3>Give monthly. Save the world.<\/h3>\n<p>The world is filled with unholy emissions: CO2, water vapor, methane, to name a few. And that ain\u2019t good.<\/p>\n<h4>Odor Exorcism is out to change that.<\/h4>\n<p>How? Easy! With this convenient tithing subscription. As the kids say, \u201cSet it and forget it!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s right: by signing up for this Earth-loving tithing subscription, we\u2019ll charge your credit card $20\/month, every month. Forever. (Or until you cancel.)<\/p>\n<p>That money (including your credit card processing fee!) will go directly to non-profits fighting global climate change. Good ones, like Cool Effect, Cool Earth, and Clean Air Task Force. You pay the money, they do the work. How much easier could it get?<\/p>\n<p>After that, you can do what you like: eat out, drive your car across the state, buy an odor eliminator spray from a horror movie-themed odor elimination brand. You\u2019re taking care of the world, which means it\u2019s your oyster! Shuck it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"featured_media":5814,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":[],"product_brand":[],"product_cat":[60],"product_tag":[],"class_list":["post-5774","product","type-product","status-publish","has-post-thumbnail","product_cat-experience","first","instock","sale","virtual","purchasable","product-type-simple"],"exclude_global_add_ons":[],"addons":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/product\/5774","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/product"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/product"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5774"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/5814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"product_brand","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_brand&post=5774"},{"taxonomy":"product_cat","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_cat&post=5774"},{"taxonomy":"product_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fproduct_tag&post=5774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}