{"id":6540,"date":"2025-11-28T07:46:23","date_gmt":"2025-11-28T13:46:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/?p=6540"},"modified":"2026-03-16T08:16:20","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T13:16:20","slug":"nero-friday-cometh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/?p=6540","title":{"rendered":"Nero Friday cometh!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>The day has finally arrived: Black Friday!<\/h2>\n<p>Or as we exorcists like to call it: Nero Friday!<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s our understanding that many online retailers offer discounts during this cherished shopping day, and so we are doing the same.<\/p>\n<p>Today through the middle of next week or so, you can get anywhere between 10-25% off basically everything in the shop!<\/p>\n<p><strong>That means you can save:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>-$8.75 on our <a href=\"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/product\/travel-size-odor-eliminator-1-oz-5-pack\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">1-oz travel size 5-pack<\/a><\/li>\n<li>-$8 on our brand new <a href=\"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/product\/let-there-be-light-naturally-scented-sprayer-candle-12-oz\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">100% soy wax candle<\/a><\/li>\n<li>-$1.60 on our best-selling <a href=\"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/product\/naturally-derived-odor-eliminator-spray-8-oz\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">100% naturally derived 8 oz odor eliminator spray<\/a><\/li>\n<li>And more!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>\u201cBut Father Fresco,\u201d you\u2019re probably thinking, \u201cis that all?!\u201d<\/h3>\n<p>No, of course not.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re reading this, that means you signed up for our 20% off eternal discount code promotion during our launch. That means you get an additional 20% off the discounted prices when using your eternal coupon code.<\/p>\n<p><strong>For those keeping count, this is how much YOU (our disciples) can save on all of our great products:<\/strong><\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>-$14 on our <a href=\"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/product\/travel-size-odor-eliminator-1-oz-5-pack\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">1-oz travel size 5-pack<\/a> (40% off regular retail price!)<\/li>\n<li>-$12.80 on our brand new <a href=\"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/product\/let-there-be-light-naturally-scented-sprayer-candle-12-oz\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">100% soy wax candle<\/a><\/li>\n<li>-$4.48 on our best-selling <a href=\"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/product\/naturally-derived-odor-eliminator-spray-8-oz\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">100% naturally derived 8 oz odor eliminator spray<\/a><\/li>\n<li>And more!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>\u201cWow, thank you Father Fresco!\u201d I\u2019m sure you saying to yourself right now.<\/p>\n<p>Please. It\u2018s the least we can do to reward your continued support and enthusiasm for the fresh, pure, natural, sacred movement that\u2019s taking shape in every Odor Exorcism product that roles off the assembly line.<\/p>\n<p>Until next time: Odores Ad Inferos.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The day has finally arrived: Black Friday! Or as we exorcists like to call it: Nero Friday! It\u2019s our understanding that many online retailers offer discounts during this cherished shopping&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6543,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[82],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6540","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-discounts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6540","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6540"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6540\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6543"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6540"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6540"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/odx.tiltedchair.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6540"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}